In honor of Nation Masturbation Month, I’m giving away some free sex toys and accessories!
I will be giving away some of the excess toys I have from EdenFantasys. One person will receive the grand prize including:- 1 “Pleasure Petals” pink cylindrical vibe
- 1 purple knobbed toy sleeve
- 2 Dental dams
- 1 Silicone Finger Bunny Vibe
- 1 mini H2O Peach flavored lube
- 1 Condom Case*
- 1 condom lollipop
- 1 Single-use packet of toy cleaner
- Variety Pack of Condoms2 People will receive the second prize for female-bodied people including:
- 1 Adjustable vibrating egg bullet
- 1 single-use packet of lube
- 1 Condom Case*
- 1 Dental dam
- 1 Variety Pack of Condoms2 people will receive the second prize for male-bodied people, including:
- 1 vibrating cock/toy ring
- 1 single-use packet of lube
- 1 Condom Case*
- 1 “Cum Kleen” wipe (Mango)
- 1 Variety Pack of condomsTo enter to win one of these prizes, you must 1) Follow me, 2) Reblog this, and 3) comment on your reblogged post whether you prefer the male-bodied or female-bodied themed packs. Giveaway winners will be picked on May 31st. Thanks!
*Condom Case color may differ
FEMALE PLEASE YES.
Via The Viriloid Venus
Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
haha this is such a random question.
I don’t really consume a lot of media, (and when I do it’s usually online or through netflix), therefore I’m not exposed to many ads.
Frankly, I was not aware of the existence of this film until you asked. I suppose I’d go see it though, yeah.
Who doesn’t love the Beatles?
dirty asks! Ask Away!!
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Cross out everything you’ve done:
Had Beer.
Smoked an entire cigarette.Done drugs.
Write on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga.
Been in a car accident.Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.Had a cat.
Been pregnant.
Camped out.
Swam in the ocean.
Wore a bikini.
Driven a car.
Been sent to the principal.
Ever liked someone.Failed a class.
Failed a test.
Went to summer school.Got worse than a D.
Got A’s, A’s and B’s.
Read an entire book.
Recorded my own music.
Had an xbox.Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
Wore fishnets.
Wore skinny jeans.
Hated someone.Been cheated on.
Cheated on someone.
Worn makeup.
Lied to my parents about where I was going.Had surgery.
Had my license.Been to college.
Graduated high school.
Attempted suicide.
Worn colored contacts.
Painted my nails black.
Had my heart broken.
Cried for an hour straight.
Lost something very valuable.
Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.Broken a bone.
Gotten stung by a bee.
Eaten something bad/expired.Threw up from being so drunk.
Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
Danced with someone of the opposite sex.
Owned an ipod.Owned an iphone.
Fell for a best friend.
Went far away from home for more than a week.Moved out.
Ran away.Had food poisoning.
Had a job.Been fired.
Lied to a friend.
Lied to a family member.
Had a Facebook.
Posted a video on YouTube.Started a rumor about someone.
Talked bad about someone.Dropped out of school.
Deliberately failed a test.
Been skinny dipping.
Counted to a million.
Counted to a thousand.Ate rabbit meat.
Ate duck meat.
Had fast food.
Been to Church.
Been to Canada.Been married.
Had a divorce.
Broke a glass.Hugged someone today.
Texted someone today.Received a phone call today.
Threw something out of the window.
Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
Wish you were somebody else.
(Source: violentskulls)
PARDON?Jennifer Lawrence and Lana Del Rey. Okay.
I don’t know what this is but I approve.
Wait.
WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAA
Via LBGT Love
1. had sex- 2. bought condoms
- 3. gotten pregnant
4. failed a class- 5. kissed a boy
6. kissed a girl- 7.
used a little paper bag for lunch - 8. had a job
9. slipped on ice10. missed the school bus11. left the house without my wallet/purse- 12. bullied someone on the internet
13. sexted14. had sex in public15. played on a sports team16. smoked weed17. smoked cigarettes- 18. smoked a cigar
19. drank alcohol20. watched “The Breakfast Club”21. been overweight- 22. been underweight
23. had an eating disorder24. been to a wedding- 25. made fun of someone for being fat
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight27. watched tv for 5 hours straight- 28. been late for work
29. been late for school30. kissed someone in the rain31. showered with someone else32. failed my driving test- 3
3. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes 34. been outside my home country35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours36. gotten my heart broken- 37. had a credit card
38. been to a professional sports game- 49. broken a bone
40. been unhappy about my weight41. won a trophy- 42. cut myself
- 43. had an STD
- 44. got engaged
45. been on a diet- 46. tried out to be on a tv show
47. rode in a taxi- 48. been to prom
- 49. played in a drinking game
- 50. stayed up for 24 hours or more
51. been to a concert- 52. had a three-some
53. had a crush on someone of the same sex54. been in a car accident- 55. had braces
56. learned another language57. killed a bug58. been at a yard sale59. been to a japanese steakhouse60. wore make up61. talked to someone via webcam- 62. lost my virginity before I was 16
- 63. had my wisdom teeth taken out
64. kissed someone of a different race than myself65. snuck out of the house- 66. bought porn
67. had a virus on my computer68. had oral sex69. dyed my hair- 70. gone skinny dipping
- 71. graduated from college
72. wore someone else’s clothes- 73. voted in a election
- 74. rode in an ambulance
- 75. rode in a helicopter
- 76. caught the stove on fire
77. got in a verbal fight78. been on vacation79. been on an airplaine80. been on a boat- 81. had surgery
- 82. kissed someone before I was 14
- 83. beat a video game
84. found something valuable on the ground- 85. made a survey
86. stalked someone on facebook/myspace87. prank called someone88. been to a library outside of school89. spent over $100 shopping in one day90. cut my hair and hated it91. peed outside92. went fishing93. helped with charity94. taken a pregnancy test95. been rejected by a crush- 96. been suspended from school
97. broken a mirror98. faked sick from school99. owned a pet100. been to six flags
update time!!
Cross off what you’ve done:
Gotten a piercing. Dyed my hair.
Ended a relationship.Started a new relationship.Been on a long car/bus journey.Passed an exam.Met someone who’s now an important part of my life.Had a massive fight with a boy/girl.Received flowers. Had a Valentine.Written a letter using pen & paper.Gone to see a therapist. Been prescribed medication by a doctor.Read a really good book.Spent too much money on unnecessary things.Traveled by train
Spent the day getting a tan.
Slammed a door out of frustration.Had an anxiety attack.Babysat for a friend’s child.Had a BBQGone to the fairGone bowlingSeen a film at the cinema in 3D.Gone on a date.Been the only sober one on a night out.
Helped someone home after they had been drinking.Stayed up all night.Talked on the phone for over two hours.Supported someone who’d received bad news.Watched some kind of live sporting event.Read an entire book in one day.Bought a DVD the day it was released.
Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week.Cried as a result of exam stress.
Gone to great parties.Met some incredible new people.Fallen backwards off a chair.
Broken my glasses.
Worn a watch for the first time in years.Cried over someone.Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet. Thrown up.Cried over a film.Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-boy/girlfriend.
Fought with someone in public.
Been in a relationship for a year or longer.Cried in front of someone I adore.Lost a great friend.
Change your clothing, make-up, hair, etc. Have fun with it!
I actually PHYSICALLY hate you.
FUCK SHANGHAI
FUCK DISNEY
FUCK ANNA
FUCK MAYFIELD
FUCK NEWSPAPER AND WRITING CONSERVATORY AND BADMINTON AND DIVERSITY
FUCK EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED OR HAD THAT WAS TAKEN FROM ME
FUCK EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED OR HAD WITH YOU
FUCK YOU
About me
Name's Amelia. My Tumblr is a place where I store my truest feelings. My deepest darkest secrets were safe here. For this reason, I like to remain relatively anonymous. Here is where I keep all of the truest pieces of me, and that's that.Also, yes. I'm gay. I love Glee, Misfits, Harry Potter, Panic at the Disco, and Coffee.
